New New Thedas

Fry: I wish I could come with you.
Bender: Me too. I’ll need a butler.

Episode 6.14 - The Silence of the Clamps

Fry: And you made me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn’t taking drugs, and then he sold me my mom’s VCR, and then, later, I found out he was taking drugs.

Episode 1.9 - Hell is Other Robots

Zapp Brannigan: When I’m in command… every mission’s a suicide mission. Episode 1.12 - When Aliens Attack

Zapp Brannigan: When I’m in command… every mission’s a suicide mission.

Episode 1.12 - When Aliens Attack

Gang Member: So, yo, you want to hook up with our crew? Farnsworth: (Smiles) Again, no idea what that means. Episode 7.15 - 2-D Blacktop

Gang Member: So, yo, you want to hook up with our crew?
Farnsworth: (Smiles) Again, no idea what that means.

Episode 7.15 - 2-D Blacktop

Gang Member: That was a sick move, yo!Farnsworth: Thank you. I have no idea what that means. Episode 7.15 - 2-D Blacktop

Gang Member: That was a sick move, yo!
Farnsworth: Thank you. I have no idea what that means.

Episode 7.15 - 2-D Blacktop

Good News, Everyone!

We now come in Mass Effect Flavor.

Fat-bot: I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans into a phone booth.Bender: [modest] Yeah, well, a lot of ‘em were children.Episode 1.11 - Mars University

Fat-bot: I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans into a phone booth.
Bender: [modest] Yeah, well, a lot of ‘em were children.

Episode 1.11 - Mars University

New New Thedas turned 2 today!

Thanks to all followers for these two amazing years. Here’s to many more.

New New Thedas turned 2 today!

Thanks to all followers for these two amazing years. Here’s to many more.

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Bender: I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Episode 4.14 - Obsoletely Fabulous.

Bender: I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.

Episode 4.14 - Obsoletely Fabulous.