New New Thedas
Hyperchicken: But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you have just got me the death penalty?Episode 3.5 - The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Hyperchicken: But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.
Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you have just got me the death penalty?

Episode 3.5 - The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Judge Whitey: Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?Hyper-Chicken: For starters, they done hired me to represent them.Judge Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted! Episode 3.11 - Insane in the Mainframe

Judge Whitey: Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Hyper-Chicken: For starters, they done hired me to represent them.
Judge Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted!

Episode 3.11 - Insane in the Mainframe

Fry: You’ve been drinking too much, or too little, I forget how it works with you. Anyway, you haven’t drunk exactly the right amount. Episode 2.18 - The Honking

Fry: You’ve been drinking too much, or too little, I forget how it works with you. Anyway, you haven’t drunk exactly the right amount.

Episode 2.18 - The Honking

Fry: At the end of the episode, everything’s always right back to normal.[Pull back to show the city in ruins]

Episode 1.12 - When Aliens Attack

Fry: At the end of the episode, everything’s always right back to normal.
[Pull back to show the city in ruins]

Episode 1.12 - When Aliens Attack

Leela: Last night was a mistake.Zapp: A sexy mistake.Leela: No, just a regular mistake. Episode 1.4 - Love’s Labours Lost in Space

Leela: Last night was a mistake.
Zapp: A sexy mistake.
Leela: No, just a regular mistake.

Episode 1.4 - Love’s Labours Lost in Space

Planet Express Ship: Let us become one!Bender: I prefer two. That way we can still be a horse for Halloween.Episode 4.3 - Love and Rocket

Planet Express Ship: Let us become one!
Bender: I prefer two. That way we can still be a horse for Halloween.

Episode 4.3 - Love and Rocket

Robot Stack: We’re putting you in the Witness Relocation Program.Bender: I gotta hide forever?Robot Stack: No, until the Robot Mafia finds and kills you. They’re very good with that. Episode 6.14 - The Silence of the Clamps

Robot Stack: We’re putting you in the Witness Relocation Program.
Bender: I gotta hide forever?
Robot Stack: No, until the Robot Mafia finds and kills you. They’re very good with that.

Episode 6.14 - The Silence of the Clamps

Fry: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.Zoidberg: You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?Edna: Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.Episode 2.5 - Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?


A variation of this

Fry: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
Zoidberg: You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
Edna: Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.

Episode 2.5 - Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

A variation of this

Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?Ken: Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.Episode 4.10 - The Why of Fry


Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
Ken: Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.

Episode 4.10 - The Why of Fry

Farnsworth: I’m ready to seduce. I’m wearing my kissing dentures and my evening truss.Larry: Here. Give her these.[He hands him some flowers.] Fry: And if that doesn’t work, I got you a six-pack of champagne and a funnel.Episode 2.14 - Mother’s Day

Farnsworth: I’m ready to seduce. I’m wearing my kissing dentures and my evening truss.
Larry: Here. Give her these.
[He hands him some flowers.]
Fry: And if that doesn’t work, I got you a six-pack of champagne and a funnel.

Episode 2.14 - Mother’s Day