Fry: I can’t believe this! Bender is supposed to murder his closest friend, which I thought was me. But he went straight for you. He didn’t even try to second-degree murder me.
Leela: Could you give me some help? I think Bender crushed my foot.
Fry: Stop rubbing it in!

Episode 2.18 - The Honking

Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.

Episode 3.11 - Insane in the Mainframe

Zoidberg: He was the only one who cared enough to insult me.
Leela: I insult you, you fat sack.
Zoidberg: Sure, when it’s convenient.

Episode 7.7 - The Six Million Dollar Mon

Leela: It’s all the best stuff I ever flushed down the toilet. Those are some of my diary pages. And my screen-play!
Fry: And also, for some reason the letter I wrote you full of my personal feelings!

Episode 4.2 - Leela’s Homeworld

Zoidberg: Be careful with that Adelai, Leela, he’s a doctor. They’re very poor.
Leela: Actually, most doctors are rich.
Zoidberg: What?! When did this happen? You’re joking, right? That’s not funny!!!

Episode 3.9 - The Cyber House Rules

Hyper-Chicken: Now, Pramala, I know it’s scary up there in that witness box but, t’ain’t no need to fear me… *Crows loudly* I’m sorry. I thought you was corn.

Episode 3.3 - A Tale of Two Santas

Calculon: Give it to me straight, doctor. Don’t sugar-coat it.
DoctorBot: All right. Your entire family died when a plane piloted by your fiance crashed into your uninsured home, and you have inoperable cancer.
Bender: Bet you didn’t expect that one, Calculon!

Episode 2.1 - I Second that Emotion.

Fry: If you care about Nibbler, stop caring about him!
Leela: I can’t. I love every living creature.
Fry: Even me?
Leela: As a friend.
Fry: [dissapointed] Damn.

Episode 2.1 - I Second that Emotion.

Zapp: As you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!

Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word

Fry: Hey, my girlfriend had one of those! Actually, it wasn’t hers, it was her dad’s. Actually, she wasn’t my girlfriend. She just lived next door and never closed her curtains.
Leela: Fry, remember I when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?

Episode 2.6 - The Lesser of Two Evils