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Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word

Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word

Leela: Last night was a mistake.Zapp: A sexy mistake.Leela: No, just a regular mistake. Episode 1.4 - Love’s Labours Lost in Space

Leela: Last night was a mistake.
Zapp: A sexy mistake.
Leela: No, just a regular mistake.

Episode 1.4 - Love’s Labours Lost in Space

Fry: I can’t believe this! Bender is supposed to murder his closest friend, which I thought was me. But he went straight for you. He didn’t even try to second-degree murder me.Leela: Could you give me some help? I think Bender crushed my foot.Fry: Stop rubbing it in!Episode 2.18 - The Honking

Fry: I can’t believe this! Bender is supposed to murder his closest friend, which I thought was me. But he went straight for you. He didn’t even try to second-degree murder me.
Leela: Could you give me some help? I think Bender crushed my foot.
Fry: Stop rubbing it in!

Episode 2.18 - The Honking

Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.Episode 3.11 - Insane in the Mainframe

Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.

Episode 3.11 - Insane in the Mainframe

Zoidberg: He was the only one who cared enough to insult me.Leela: I insult you, you fat sack.Zoidberg: Sure, when it’s convenient. Episode 7.7 - The Six Million Dollar Mon

Zoidberg: He was the only one who cared enough to insult me.
Leela: I insult you, you fat sack.
Zoidberg: Sure, when it’s convenient.

Episode 7.7 - The Six Million Dollar Mon

Leela: It’s all the best stuff I ever flushed down the toilet. Those are some of my diary pages. And my screen-play!Fry: And also, for some reason the letter I wrote you full of my personal feelings!Episode 4.2 - Leela’s Homeworld

Leela: It’s all the best stuff I ever flushed down the toilet. Those are some of my diary pages. And my screen-play!
Fry: And also, for some reason the letter I wrote you full of my personal feelings!

Episode 4.2 - Leela’s Homeworld

Zoidberg: Be careful with that Adelai, Leela, he’s a doctor. They’re very poor.Leela: Actually, most doctors are rich.Zoidberg: What?! When did this happen? You’re joking, right? That’s not funny!!!Episode 3.9 - The Cyber House Rules

Zoidberg: Be careful with that Adelai, Leela, he’s a doctor. They’re very poor.
Leela: Actually, most doctors are rich.
Zoidberg: What?! When did this happen? You’re joking, right? That’s not funny!!!

Episode 3.9 - The Cyber House Rules

Hyper-Chicken: Now, Pramala, I know it’s scary up there in that witness box but, t’ain’t no need to fear me… *Crows loudly* I’m sorry. I thought you was corn. Episode 3.3 - A Tale of Two Santas

Hyper-Chicken: Now, Pramala, I know it’s scary up there in that witness box but, t’ain’t no need to fear me… *Crows loudly* I’m sorry. I thought you was corn.

Episode 3.3 - A Tale of Two Santas

Calculon: Give it to me straight, doctor. Don’t sugar-coat it.DoctorBot: All right. Your entire family died when a plane piloted by your fiance crashed into your uninsured home, and you have inoperable cancer.Bender: Bet you didn’t expect that one, Calculon! Episode 2.1 - I Second that Emotion.

Calculon: Give it to me straight, doctor. Don’t sugar-coat it.
DoctorBot: All right. Your entire family died when a plane piloted by your fiance crashed into your uninsured home, and you have inoperable cancer.
Bender: Bet you didn’t expect that one, Calculon!

Episode 2.1 - I Second that Emotion.

Fry: If you care about Nibbler, stop caring about him!Leela: I can’t. I love every living creature.Fry: Even me?Leela: As a friend.Fry: [dissapointed] Damn. Episode 2.1 - I Second that Emotion.

Fry: If you care about Nibbler, stop caring about him!
Leela: I can’t. I love every living creature.
Fry: Even me?
Leela: As a friend.
Fry: [dissapointed] Damn.

Episode 2.1 - I Second that Emotion.