New New Thedas


Farnsworth: I’m afraid Leela is in… an irreversible coma.
[Fry is very upset]
Bender: [Dancing and singing] Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma, chameleon!

Episode 6.1 - Rebirth

Fry: I wish I could come with you.
Bender: Me too. I’ll need a butler.

Episode 6.14 - The Silence of the Clamps

Fat-bot: I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans into a phone booth.Bender: [modest] Yeah, well, a lot of ‘em were children.Episode 1.11 - Mars University

Fat-bot: I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans into a phone booth.
Bender: [modest] Yeah, well, a lot of ‘em were children.

Episode 1.11 - Mars University

Bender: I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Episode 4.14 - Obsoletely Fabulous.

Bender: I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.

Episode 4.14 - Obsoletely Fabulous.

Hyperchicken: But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you have just got me the death penalty?Episode 3.5 - The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Hyperchicken: But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.
Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you have just got me the death penalty?

Episode 3.5 - The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Bender: I can’t stand to see him like this. I’ll push him off the roof.Episode 7.23 - Game of Tones

Bender: I can’t stand to see him like this. I’ll push him off the roof.

Episode 7.23 - Game of Tones

Bender: Now, my usual fee’s 500 bucks, but seeing as how it’s you, I’ll need it in advance. Episode 2.7 - Put Your Head on My Shoulders

Bender: Now, my usual fee’s 500 bucks, but seeing as how it’s you, I’ll need it in advance.

Episode 2.7 - Put Your Head on My Shoulders

Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word

Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word

Bender: [dreaming] Kill all humans… must kill all humans… kill all humans…Fry: Bender wake up!Bender: [wakes up and yawns] I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it. Episode 1.3 - I, Roomate.

Bender: [dreaming] Kill all humans… must kill all humans… kill all humans…
Fry: Bender wake up!
Bender: [wakes up and yawns] I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

Episode 1.3 - I, Roomate.

[Dying Soldier #1 holds up a watch to Bender]Soldier #1: Give this to my son.Bender: You got it!Soldier #1: Wait. I didn’t tell you where he lives.Bender: Hey, I think your son might also like those boots.Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word

[Dying Soldier #1 holds up a watch to Bender]

Soldier #1: Give this to my son.
Bender: You got it!
Soldier #1: Wait. I didn’t tell you where he lives.
Bender: Hey, I think your son might also like those boots.

Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word