New New Thedas
Hyperchicken: But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you have just got me the death penalty?Episode 3.5 - The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Hyperchicken: But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.
Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you have just got me the death penalty?

Episode 3.5 - The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Bender: I can’t stand to see him like this. I’ll push him off the roof.Episode 7.23 - Game of Tones

Bender: I can’t stand to see him like this. I’ll push him off the roof.

Episode 7.23 - Game of Tones

Bender: Now, my usual fee’s 500 bucks, but seeing as how it’s you, I’ll need it in advance. Episode 2.7 - Put Your Head on My Shoulders

Bender: Now, my usual fee’s 500 bucks, but seeing as how it’s you, I’ll need it in advance.

Episode 2.7 - Put Your Head on My Shoulders

Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word

Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word

Bender: [dreaming] Kill all humans… must kill all humans… kill all humans…Fry: Bender wake up!Bender: [wakes up and yawns] I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it. Episode 1.3 - I, Roomate.

Bender: [dreaming] Kill all humans… must kill all humans… kill all humans…
Fry: Bender wake up!
Bender: [wakes up and yawns] I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

Episode 1.3 - I, Roomate.

[Dying Soldier #1 holds up a watch to Bender]Soldier #1: Give this to my son.Bender: You got it!Soldier #1: Wait. I didn’t tell you where he lives.Bender: Hey, I think your son might also like those boots.Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word

[Dying Soldier #1 holds up a watch to Bender]

Soldier #1: Give this to my son.
Bender: You got it!
Soldier #1: Wait. I didn’t tell you where he lives.
Bender: Hey, I think your son might also like those boots.

Episode 2.17 - War Is the H-Word

Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.Zoidberg: Bender, you said “wink, wink” out loud.Bender: No, I didn’t. Raise middle finger.Episode 3.8 - That’s Lobstertainment!

Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Zoidberg: Bender, you said “wink, wink” out loud.
Bender: No, I didn’t. Raise middle finger.

Episode 3.8 - That’s Lobstertainment!

Planet Express Ship: Let us become one!Bender: I prefer two. That way we can still be a horse for Halloween.Episode 4.3 - Love and Rocket

Planet Express Ship: Let us become one!
Bender: I prefer two. That way we can still be a horse for Halloween.

Episode 4.3 - Love and Rocket

Bender: Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony?Pramala: Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.Bender: And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say. How can any of us trust you?Episode 3.3 - A Tale of Two Santas


Bender: Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
Pramala: Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
Bender: And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say. How can any of us trust you?

Episode 3.3 - A Tale of Two Santas

Project Satan: I love killing people! Squishing them till their organs squirt out like chunky mustard.Bender: Look, everyone loves killing people, but I don’t wanna hurt my friends.Episode 2.18 - The Honking.

Project Satan: I love killing people! Squishing them till their organs squirt out like chunky mustard.
Bender: Look, everyone loves killing people, but I don’t wanna hurt my friends.

Episode 2.18 - The Honking.