Fry: Who cares what you’re programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
Bender: I’ll have to check my program. Yep!
Episode 1.1 - Space Pilot 3000
![Leela: Great, we’re two days from Earth with no food!Bender: Problem solved: You two fight to the death and I’ll cook the loser! [Aside.] Work his gut, I like it tender.
Episode 2.15 - The Problem with Popplers](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7l2eaQ5vw1ryg578o1_500.png)
Leela: Great, we’re two days from Earth with no food!
Bender: Problem solved: You two fight to the death and I’ll cook the loser! [Aside.] Work his gut, I like it tender.
Episode 2.15 - The Problem with Popplers
Gearshift: Please, you’ve gotta stay and teach us how to be cool.
Bender: Hmm, OK. But I’ll need 10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of Louie Louie and a regulation two-storey panty-raid ladder.
Episode 1.11 - Mars University
Bender: I’m very generous. What about that time I gave blood?
Fry: Whose blood?
Bender: Some guy’s.
Episode 2.4 - Xmas Story.
![Bender: Hey, sorry you got sent to that South American Turkish prison instead of me on account of mistaken identity.
Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that’s what I became! [Laughs.] Nah, you’re alright. Good to see you, buddy!
Episode 3.6 - Bendless Love](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61al4yZ991ryg578o1_500.png)
Bender: Hey, sorry you got sent to that South American Turkish prison instead of me on account of mistaken identity.
Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that’s what I became! [Laughs.] Nah, you’re alright. Good to see you, buddy!
Episode 3.6 - Bendless Love
