New New Thedas
Fry: Who cares what you’re programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?Bender: I’ll have to check my program. Yep!

Episode 1.1 - Space Pilot 3000

Fry: Who cares what you’re programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
Bender: I’ll have to check my program. Yep!

Episode 1.1 - Space Pilot 3000

Leela: Great, we’re two days from Earth with no food!Bender: Problem solved: You two fight to the death and I’ll cook the loser! [Aside.] Work his gut, I like it tender.

Episode 2.15 - The Problem with Popplers

Leela: Great, we’re two days from Earth with no food!
Bender: Problem solved: You two fight to the death and I’ll cook the loser! [Aside.] Work his gut, I like it tender.

Episode 2.15 - The Problem with Popplers

Gearshift: Please, you’ve gotta stay and teach us how to be cool.Bender: Hmm, OK. But I’ll need 10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of Louie Louie and a regulation two-storey panty-raid ladder.

Episode 1.11 - Mars University

Gearshift: Please, you’ve gotta stay and teach us how to be cool.
Bender: Hmm, OK. But I’ll need 10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of Louie Louie and a regulation two-storey panty-raid ladder.

Episode 1.11 - Mars University

Bender: Y’know, Fry, of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first.

Episode 1.3 - I, Roommate

Bender: Y’know, Fry, of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first.

Episode 1.3 - I, Roommate

Bender: I’m very generous. What about that time I gave blood?Fry: Whose blood?Bender: Some guy’s.
Episode 2.4 - Xmas Story.

Bender: I’m very generous. What about that time I gave blood?
Fry: Whose blood?
Bender: Some guy’s.

Episode 2.4 - Xmas Story.


Bender: Hey, sorry you got sent to that South American Turkish prison instead of me on account of mistaken identity.


Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that’s what I became! [Laughs.] Nah, you’re alright. Good to see you, buddy!

Episode 3.6 - Bendless Love

Bender: Hey, sorry you got sent to that South American Turkish prison instead of me on account of mistaken identity.

Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that’s what I became! [Laughs.] Nah, you’re alright. Good to see you, buddy!

Episode 3.6 - Bendless Love

Gypsy: You have nothing to worry about. Except a nightmarish life of unremitting horror.Bender: Pfew!

Episode 2.18 - The Honking.

Gypsy: You have nothing to worry about. Except a nightmarish life of unremitting horror.
Bender: Pfew!

Episode 2.18 - The Honking.

Bender: Uh, when you’re writin’ the Bible, you might wanna omit that last miracle.
Episode 3.20 - Godfellas.

Bender: Uh, when you’re writin’ the Bible, you might wanna omit that last miracle.

Episode 3.20 - Godfellas.