Michelle: Fate brought us together and now fate brought us here.
Fry: No … YOU brought us here!
Michelle: Whine some more, Fry. I *really* find that attractive in a man.

Episode 2.19 - The Cryonic Woman

Fry: My vision’s fading. I think I’m gonna die.
Bender: There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose.

Episode 1.7 - My Three Suns

Farnsworth: Oh, dear. They’ll be killed on our doorstep. And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.

Episode 2.4 - Xmas Story

Professor Farnsworth: And I scoured the hardware-store parking lot to assemble the finest crew imaginable.

Episode 6.15 - Möbius Dick

Bender: Uh, when you’re writin’ the Bible, you might wanna omit that last miracle.

Episode 3.20 - Godfellas.